It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

It was the blurst of times??!!

blurst

this might be the most east coast comment I’ve ever read

As a fellow CT-to-Houston transplant, I congratulate Springer on his grand slam and on feeling much smarter than he did 5 years ago.

Barry, are you trying to say this is bad defense?

It took me way too long to notice the watermark on that. :\

Maybe both of those things are true- that’s what I believe, anyway.

Unfortunately for OKC fans, they might need to wait until the end of the season to see Durant Hulk out.

The Thunder need Kevin Durant to Hulk Out

That’s true, but you can still brush your teeth with it.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Who’s the Dead Wrestler of the Week?

Probably the hospital.

“Fucking like a cat?”

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

I think I saw This Sam Bradford Thing open for Rusted Root in 1994.

Bradford is so out of touch with the league that he requested a trade back to St. Louis.

Most of them are still trying to figure out how they can email a rock.

This is generally considered the best explanation.