I believe head trauma in the NFL is a big deal and I’m happy (I guess that’s the word) that this is finally being (grudgingly) acknowledged by the league.

That said, why is this being said at a U.S. House of Representatives’ Committee on Energy & Commerce? I feel like Angry Grandpa but, this is not what I want my…

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

Plush 1

Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.

Its like what Butters Senior told his son when he came home with an F on his report card. “You earned that F”. Pablo you earned that belly.

More like the Kung Pao Panda

That’s just the best. Like, it’s not even on my bucket list because I have no idea how I’d even get a shot at it.

so was the fight called due to heart stoppage?

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Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

It can't be that baaaaaaad.

Not with that attitude

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

Will you grant an exception for multiple umlauts? And, if so, would they be “omlatti”?

Furthering my suspicion that anyone with more than one diacritical mark in their name should be considered evil and sent off to a reconditioning camp.

wow dark

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

I would have known exactly what to do. Get a drunk Johnny Football to sock me on camera.

This is incredibly thoughtful and well put. Kudos, anonymous football fan.