That’s not how you do sex.

I too have experimented with psychedelic mushrooms!

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

I’m sure alien civilizations will also divine the concept of depreciation.

Are you saying this isn’t the face of a South Asian superhuman warlord?

Or he’s trolling Jason Pierre-Paul.

Adding to the intrigue was the discovery of Manziel’s dog’s Instagram account, which had several posts on Saturday of quotes about overcoming adversity and repeated use of the hashtag “#missingyou”

“I personally haven’t seen Inside Out”

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

I thought something was weird about his rookie card.

Haha, this is great Kinja!

Abominable, even.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

“I get my wife to sign for drugs”

(to the tune of ‘Nationwide is on your side’)

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

Yeah. When I started writing the post I only had two ideas. By the time I got done I had three.

I think that’s kind of the point of the cartoon.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

Well, sometimes photos CAN be old.