That’s not how you do sex.

I too have experimented with psychedelic mushrooms!

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

Or he’s trolling Jason Pierre-Paul.

Adding to the intrigue was the discovery of Manziel’s dog’s Instagram account, which had several posts on Saturday of quotes about overcoming adversity and repeated use of the hashtag “#missingyou”

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

I thought something was weird about his rookie card.

Haha, this is great Kinja!

Abominable, even.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

“I get my wife to sign for drugs”

(to the tune of ‘Nationwide is on your side’)

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

Well, sometimes photos CAN be old.

Pictured: It’s getting rotten herre.

At a press conference in Zurich today after the ban was announced, Blatter railed against the ruling, ... comparing the investigation to the Spanish Inquisition

Hey man, give Kevin a break. He has two kids in college so he had to make a decision and it was probably poorly judged, but once you make that decision you have to follow through.

As for Fifa I thought the movie would be much more about the corruption of this guy at first.

I’d do this role. I don’t have any kids to send to college, I just like money.