First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

“Typical.”

Secret Service: [preemptively arrests, incarcerates Bernard Pollard]

Rodney Harrison has declined to respond, as he’s spending the week performing the customary rituals to animate the desiccated skeleton of Tony Dungy for next week’s show.

Well, go on. Don't let us stop you.

It isn't over until we say it's over… was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor????

thanks!

I traded Murray for Megatron in a dynasty league at the end of last season. I’m pretty sure we both lost.

WHO WILL THINK OF THE FANTASY PLAYERS??

“Frustrated with Kelly’s offense? So am I.”

yeah you definitely don’t want a closer known for choking.

It’s customary to put the defendant’s name second.

I think it’s great Pizza Hut let their MSU graduates have the day off work to watch the game. Good on ya, Pizza Hut!

It’s not his fault the strip club had a buffet.

Exactly. It’s not like Kobe is on the Warriors or Cavs or Spurs and is costing his team home court advantage. The Lakers are fucking awful. They just lost to the Sixers. Literally no other team can say that.

I don’t understand.

I fucking love it. And Kobe gets it. If you are on a horrible fucking team anyway, why not have fun? Am I supposed to believe the Lakers would be better if Kobe shot less and Roy Hibbert and Nick Young shot more?

Absolutely incredible story. Who knew there could be so much interest in a hobbit’s sex tape?

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.