Fucking Sheep: Well, it’s obvious we just aren’t welcome here.

Things got more awkward later when, during a touchdown celebration, the announcer claimed the players were “fisting each other”.

Gainesville cops catch the ball, but don’t really do anything with it.

In case you weren’t sure that was dirty, targeting and leading with the head, here’s the hit from another angle.

What people fail to grasp is that this season has just been one long audition for Jerry Jones and its going brilliantly.

If you order a pizza and it comes 13 months later, make sure to just shut the fuck up and eat the pizza, OK?

*Every person who has had him in fantasy the last three years:

I am 100% in favor of the Oxford comma.

I don’t think all Christianity should be judged by this man and his church, any more than I think all Muslims should be judged by the actions of ISIS. But it is a good reminder that even the most familiar belief systems can be used to justify horrible actions and silence victims.

This is review is very good, I’d like to know more.

See, I was gonna say “You score more points than them,” but this seems more convincing.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

You: Love lamp

Still, the point is nobody hired him after coaching the Lions.

“I’m not angry that it happened,” Bush said when asked about the concrete surface. “… I’m downright fucking ecstatic! Have you seen this team play? Might as well get paid and head to the offseason early. These things usually happen at the worst times - team in contention down the stretch, playoff games - but if I was…

Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

Jerry Jones meeting with Greg Hardy like: