“I disagree.”
—Tiger Woods
/Tees up ball, fires it at Jordan Spieth’s nuts

Yeah, but do you like that?

The embodied spirit and potential of man.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

Too Sooner.

“The 12th man made me do it.”

NFL Injury Report

I’ll never forget that one Jezebel post about eating too many pumpkin seeds... shudder.

Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN!

a dumb game where men swing sticks at balls

These are two good baseball men. I like the way they baseball.

Roger Goodell: [takes credit]

“And congratulations to the Florida State football team, now celebrating its 89th consecutive year with no arrests by us.” — Tallahassee PD spokesperson

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

I mean, this is better than anything Faulkner wrote.

Saban: What’s the play?

Great new feature! Don’t know who came up with this idea, but great job, Kotaku. I suck at GTA and stopped caring after just a couple of hours in GTA III and IV, but the reviews were hilarious!

Yes