Conspiracy Theory confirmed.

The Raptors never winning a 7 game playoff series has exactly nothing to do with this team. That’s called a fallacy.

I plan to tell my son once, he’s old enough, that if someonw goes after his knees like that, he better react exactly like Odor did.

I’m a Toronto sports fan. It’s all I have.

I like your positive attitude.

This has been a great sports day. Jays lost, which sucks, but damn if it wasn’t one of the most entertaining games of the season, Western conference finals start tonight (go Blues! Or Sharks! I’m just happy there’s hockey!) and then THIS. I haven’t watched this much sports in one day since...well, Friday, BUT…

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

It was the blurst of times??!!

blurst

this might be the most east coast comment I’ve ever read

As a fellow CT-to-Houston transplant, I congratulate Springer on his grand slam and on feeling much smarter than he did 5 years ago.

Barry, are you trying to say this is bad defense?

It took me way too long to notice the watermark on that. :\

Maybe both of those things are true- that’s what I believe, anyway.

Unfortunately for OKC fans, they might need to wait until the end of the season to see Durant Hulk out.

The Thunder need Kevin Durant to Hulk Out

That’s true, but you can still brush your teeth with it.

Who’s the Dead Wrestler of the Week?

This is generally considered the best explanation.