I was too old to ever get into Power Rangers, but that doesn’t prevent me from understanding this is a top-notch piece of entertainment listicle-ing.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Who’s the Dead Wrestler of the Week?

Probably the hospital.

“Fucking like a cat?”

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

I think I saw This Sam Bradford Thing open for Rusted Root in 1994.

Bradford is so out of touch with the league that he requested a trade back to St. Louis.

Top 5 person named after a piece of meat.

Most of them are still trying to figure out how they can email a rock.

Define for me how it’s not worth it?

To intercept your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their fans.

holy

This guy deserves his business to go, like, mega-bankrupt.

At first glance, I thought it was Kruk.

Literally all galaxies are humongous.

I hope you have a good reason to be so well versed in AS Roma U-12 soccer players.

Manziel threw a 48-hour rager in a rented L.A. mansion that caused $20,000 worth of damage

I see what you’re saying, but I still think it’s a struggle. People engage in behaviors all the time that they know full well are self-destructive, but they can’t figure out how to stop. Take it from someone who used to weigh 296 pounds. You know, full damn well, that you shouldn’t be putting that Big Mac in your…

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