Pictured: It’s getting rotten herre.

At a press conference in Zurich today after the ban was announced, Blatter railed against the ruling, ... comparing the investigation to the Spanish Inquisition

Hey man, give Kevin a break. He has two kids in college so he had to make a decision and it was probably poorly judged, but once you make that decision you have to follow through.

As for Fifa I thought the movie would be much more about the corruption of this guy at first.

I’d do this role. I don’t have any kids to send to college, I just like money.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

“Typical.”

Secret Service: [preemptively arrests, incarcerates Bernard Pollard]

How many Bothans died to pass the test!!?

I’m going to out myself as a giant nerd among nerds here: the band Dream Theater was in this situation; they’d had a string of mediocre albums after their first five or so, and their drummer had just quit. So the band did something interesting: they took the song charts (the bones of the songs) from their best-loved…

Rodney Harrison has declined to respond, as he’s spending the week performing the customary rituals to animate the desiccated skeleton of Tony Dungy for next week’s show.

Well, go on. Don't let us stop you.

It isn't over until we say it's over… was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor????

thanks!

I traded Murray for Megatron in a dynasty league at the end of last season. I’m pretty sure we both lost.

WHO WILL THINK OF THE FANTASY PLAYERS??

“Frustrated with Kelly’s offense? So am I.”

yeah you definitely don’t want a closer known for choking.

It’s customary to put the defendant’s name second.