See, I was gonna say “You score more points than them,” but this seems more convincing.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

You: Love lamp

Still, the point is nobody hired him after coaching the Lions.

“I’m not angry that it happened,” Bush said when asked about the concrete surface. “… I’m downright fucking ecstatic! Have you seen this team play? Might as well get paid and head to the offseason early. These things usually happen at the worst times - team in contention down the stretch, playoff games - but if I was…

Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

Sounds like reason to me.

Jerry Jones meeting with Greg Hardy like:

“I disagree.”
—Tiger Woods
/Tees up ball, fires it at Jordan Spieth’s nuts

Yeah, but do you like that?

The embodied spirit and potential of man.

Do not take this one away from me. Yes, it’s probably nothing (or, if not nothing, nothing “alien being” like) and yes there are natural phenomena it could be, but dang it, this one is just sooooooo enticing, let me dream a little while that it could be a megastructure before Science and its “evidence” crush my…

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

I never mentioned anything about going to a “party” when asking to borrow my parent’s car either...but that didn’t mean that wasn’t the primary intention.

There’s a two hour break after Episode I

Too Sooner.