I’ll never forget that one Jezebel post about eating too many pumpkin seeds... shudder.

I think the problem here is that Scotland has precious few crocodiles and zebras. Let me try to re-work the problem...

Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN!

a dumb game where men swing sticks at balls

These are two good baseball men. I like the way they baseball.

Roger Goodell: [takes credit]

“And congratulations to the Florida State football team, now celebrating its 89th consecutive year with no arrests by us.” — Tallahassee PD spokesperson

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

I mean, this is better than anything Faulkner wrote.

So was he. ;)

They’re finally going to reveal which part of Mars they filmed the fake Moon landings on back in the 60s. And it’s about damn time.

It’s water. Lujendra Ojha has been trying to find evidence that groundwater seeping up to the surface during warmer season is the cause of the recurring slope lineae. Looks like he has found his proof. And where there is water, life can exist. This is big.

Saban: What’s the play?

Great new feature! Don’t know who came up with this idea, but great job, Kotaku. I suck at GTA and stopped caring after just a couple of hours in GTA III and IV, but the reviews were hilarious!

Yes

But it’s a metric 10.5M.

I’ve read enough to realize shit was way worse all around 40 years ago, 60 years ago, 100 years ago. There were never any “good ol’ days”, not even for straight white males. The past being some kind of wonderland is a flat-out lie. We really are always moving forward and getting better as a society (sometimes it’s 2…

Guillen pimped that home run so hard it paid him commission

Creature Report!