starringdumbcommentsguy
Aw shucks
starringdumbcommentsguy

If only we’d had a chance to see these qbs face off before we made our draft choice.

Again, as explained in the post, different public offices are given differing amounts of latitude on this. Without fully engaging your question about ignoring immigration laws (because I think it’s possible for there to be some dispute about that) the President has the authority to direct his cabinet departments to

Connect the dots, man...

Andy:

“The big hand moves faster than the little hand.”

We’ve received dozens of emails about the incident from people affiliated with both John Jay and Marble Falls

Bold statement.

Three quarters of the remaining graduates would not be able to solve this math problem.

I shudder at the thought of how much quantum-imitation cheese must be imbibed before one can be described as being ‘addled’ by it.

GINGER DICK
by Herman Smelville

Imma guess the Illuminati cut you off before you could finish

34...that means you are due for the 2-day hangover soon.

-Oregon Trail, mid-19th century. Would activate the amulet if death by dysentery was imminent.

“Torontonians clearly miss hockey season.”

Ken Starr failing to move forward with an investigation of a sex act. Damn, future - you’re weird.

I’m not saying Jay Gruden’s fat, but when he sits around the offensive mascot’s tee-pee, he sits around the offensive mascot’s tee-pee.

As much as I try not to dog on teams before the start of the season, when it comes to the Redskins I always have my reservations.

Asked how he got over the insult, Gruden said he “got away from negative people and spent an evening with Friendly’s.”

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

There is no khaki fetish porn.