‘We’d-eeet, brown-about, eer, eer.’ - this Buck

See, I was thinking Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat, when he was taunting Liu Kang in a vision and snapped his brother’s back.

Holy shit. There were Roman emperors that had fewer perks than this Jurich guy does. He must literally piss excellence.

Wow, I hadn’t noticed that. What a dignified touch.

I can’t decide if this is insane or epic. The red eye ties it all together.

P.S:: Oc-cure-ed. Also, red.

C’mon, this needs more love.

I feel what you’re saying, and ‘man up and deal, whatever it takes’ isn’t a popular take since we can’t get into this man’s head and experience life from his perspective. As one who fights through some really messed up anxiety every day to be a single father and useful contributor to my company, I can only shrug and…

I’ve always understood through the Big Book that the alcoholic’s problem is actually avoiding the first drink. Alcoholics quit every day just to find themselves deep in a bottle later that same day.

Ball 3....? Aw crap.

Dreams really do come true

Had a guy like this on the floor of my sophomore dorm in college. Every week, I think on Sundays, I’d open up a stall and there was a turd that I could only describe to others as ‘a tallboy’ in size.

Fwiw, underrated question. Thanks for bringing this up.

For the amount we are paying the guy, I think he should get kicked in the dick for this one. Wake me back up when it's time for the Cubs to poop the bed.

Horrible +1

Wait you took this seriously? And with a well -composed post? I heart you.

Criminally underrated comment.

Once I downloaded the update, I've been unable to log in. Which is really a bummer.

Extremely well-put, this.

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