Ugh, how am I gonna fill my smoke breaks if the commentariat breaks down? This is kind of an important question.

Damn, that seems obscure. Now going to google this.

Broken news: Yazzy takes you through the draft and is right.

A-yup. I wonder when the right time is. Like, is it directly after the bathing suit/shower-sandusky monster talk? Or do you let that one sink in first? I genuinely wonder when I need to start having tough guy talks with my boy.

Completely honest - agreed. Dude thrives on this stuff, and he got his shit kicked in. How can you not like Joey Bats?

Toronto was just celebrating, nbd.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Frontline Soviet troops in Staligrad had a better shot than this guy to make it.

*important note: hit something not called a Golden Corral buffet

Fatality +1

‘Worth watching’

I believe it’s now $32,000. Stock is going up

This is a good point, actually. If I grew up filthy rich, I sure as shit wouldn’t work 60 hour weeks. But at the same time, dude’s gonna look back one day and have some feels.

Star for the ‘what’s one more gonna do?’ Been there, done that, got the XXL t-shirt

56 games is DiMaggio’s hitting streak record.

Dang, how do they find time for practice?

I hear ya man. And I really think ‘happy’ kinda works here.

Kung Fu Panda Express. Those marks didn't stretch themselves.

As long as it's not a young goat. I don't fuck kids.

Mmm...I had a ham & cheese omlatti this morning for breakfast.