So, this has nothing to do with anything in DB (apologies in advance), but...I’m quitting drinking. I’ve been thinking about it for a few years, and it’s finally time to pull the plug on it. Nothing crazy has happened, but I’m just tired of my energy being sapped constantly, of bruising too easily, and of not being…

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

Why aren’t the NRA folks rioting over this? A responsible gun owner did everything you’re supposed to do but was killed.

Peeeeeeterrrr!

Yeah its a wrap. All the other guys can practically go home. They were a couple more minutes away from deciding on baby names.

This comment feels really out of touch.

No, because that is a delightful movie, not a dumb movie.

I know everyone hates on her, but this was my fucking JAM three years ago so if I get a part 2, I won’t be mad:

Camilla is the perfect Challenge contestant: prone to wild shit-talking when she’s doing well, outbursts when she’s doing poorly, and loves inserting herself into any and all drama so she can mix it up with people. Long live Camilla.

You know I’ve surprisingly enjoyed him in his non everyone loves Raymond roles.

His upper lip smile is still one of the best moments in that show.

I love it when he shows up as some random weirdo like on Broad City

“Race is only a problem in this country to those who make it an issue.”

I never understood why people found Brendan Fraiser hot but NOW I GET IT COMPLETELY is pretty much my take. And now I can’t understand why another person who has also seen it does not find him hot.

I 100% thought Vanessa Hudgens while I was watching this, I’m glad I’m not the only one.

when I first read it, I thought it said “taking a shit on the playground” and was both repulsed and confused.

You forgot:

Not only do we have real bacon up in Canada, we have multiple types.

Suh was quoted as saying, “I’m... FIFTY!” during the play.