How much weight have you gained though? That much Olive Garden seems like it must come with some weight gain.

I’ve read that most restaurants make their biggest margins on beverages — both alcoholic and non-alcoholic. Sometimes certain food items are loss-leaders to get people in the door.  They’ll still be doing just fine as long as the passholder doesn’t wash it down with water — maybe even then.

Dude, have you been to Boston?

I grew up in Boston, where mediocre-to-lousy Italian food can be had with the same density of locations as Starbucks in Seattle, and when I moved away, Olive Garden was the only place that could scratch that itch.

I went to Olive Garden about a month ago when they had some promotion where you could buy an entree and get a second one to take home with you, and my god was it mediocre.

My favorite DIY custom mode was “Everybody Get Oddjob” wherein one player was Oddjob and everybody else teamed up to kill him as many times as possible. 

The phrase of my generation.

A klobb once helped my character massage out a back issue he was having. It was nice.

He did a pre-shit, we all do.

Why would they want that in May? It's August...

Oh, for god’s sake. Unlike Amy Carter, Chelsea Clinton, the Bush twins and the Obama girls, Ivanka is a GROWN WOMAN being made fun of, not a child. A grown woman who regularly appeared on television before her daddy became president, who has multiple brands with her name on them-- not some private, retiring person. And…

Until they can go back in time and not throw South American refugee children into cages and facilitate their drugging and abuse (THE FUCKING AMERICAN GOVERNMENT DID THAT), or not talk about all the Nazis who are “fine people”, or not collude with the Russian government to win a US Presidential election, they deserve…

Until they can go back in time and not throw South American refugee children into cages and facilitate their drugging and abuse (THE FUCKING AMERICAN GOVERNMENT DID THAT), or not talk about all the Nazis who are “fine people”, or not collude with the Russian government to win a US Presidential election, they deserve…

Oh, you mean like Rush Limbaugh mocking 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton’s looks?

Yeah, the Clintons just could NOT let go of that.

Not.

this already is the place switch, you guys shit-talked the Obamas for years, and they ignored it like grown adults. 

I *might* feel a little bit bad for them if Donald hadn’t been such a complete dick to Obama, going on and on about birth certificate fraud, how much he golfs and so on. OR if he wasn’t busy insulting every other person who ever criticized him. Respect is a two-way street, and the Trumps absolutely, positively deserve…

OUTRAAAAAAAAAGEOUS! I AM BESIDE MYSELF! Why, if I were any more upset, my head would—

A rich white lady with thin skin? Man, I believe it when I see it.

The Raptor Ranger should be fired. He’s handling a T-Rex. Not his dept. If the Rex handlers find out, they’ll submit a grievance against the company for someone doing their job instead of them. They’ll get paid leave for the months it takes to get through the mediation. Which means that nobody is handling the T-Rexes.…

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