starlionblue
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Teaching your kids “Lifeskills”?

There will be plenty of those people, sure.

Nothing stops entitled assholes from being entitled assholes—this is true.

However, an entitled asshole only becomes an entitled asshole through a series of events that reinforce their conviction that they are special, and everyone else should acknowledge that specialness.

Being made to work in an environment that

I agree with this.

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“My wife and I have an abiding belief that every person on the planet should be made to work at least one year in the service industry, be that retail, food service, customer support, or what have you.”

My wife and I have an abiding belief that every person on the planet should be made to work at least one year in the service industry, be that retail, food service, customer support, or what have you.

The idea behind this belief is that while having walked a mile in the company shirt won’t stop everyone from shitting

Then I’m at a loss. Either works for me pretty well.

I came here to say this! Ghidorah for sure!

Actually, if we’re getting technical - dolphins are a type of whale... not the other way around.

I think Conway is more like Ghidorah, which had three heads. Conway always seems to be saying three thing at once, all of it in an unintellible screech.

I know they’re technically a dolphin, but calling them “whales” isn’t the issue. It’s the perpetuation of the old “killer” stereotype. “Orca” may relate back to the Roman underworld and all, but a lot of people don’t know that, so it doesn’t carry the same connotations as having “killer” in the animal’s common name.

It

I see they’ve reanimated Conway to battle Omarosa.

Give the current shower another 6 months and that’ll be the EPA’s fuel economy target!

You’re happy with 1/512 MPG?

That’s 0.00198 miles per gallon, hahaha

Fill it up with petroleum distillate and while you’re at it re-vulcanize the tires. 

Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing isn’t exactly pithy, either.

Too cheesy.

The thing is all Japanse companies are a mouthful when transliterated.