Absolutely brilliant!

It’s like the “oh, why don’t we stop at this charming, prosperous, and well-fed village!” random stops on a tour of North Korea.

Yeeeeeehhhhhhppphhhh

When people pay what they do for them, I would.

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if these companies literally use the Do-Not-Call List as a phonebook.

They are just shotgunning blocks of numbers, normal to hear the calls go around my office in sequence, even the faxes and emergency phone(which is only found on a physical list inside the building).

This is the correct takeaway

get rid of your landline

My parents are 60 and watch these shows like they’re documentaries. Pawn Stars, Counting Cars, all of them, for hours straight.

If I don’t know the number, I don’t pick up. If it’s a legit call and they don’t leave a voicemail with a call back then I don’t care.

Heh, you said ‘do do’

Yes, they are.

I couldn’t t care less about Metrosmith but these Aerovans are cool. 

“Yuuuuuuuuuuup!”

“Are you insinuating this show rigs sensational finds in advance??? Malarkey!”

FIFY.

One does not simply wololo into Mordor.

Who knew

And when a Charlie Hebdo like massacre happens, I have no doubt that Trump and the GOP will realize with horror how far they’ve let the ‘fake news, enemy of the people narrative’ spiral out of control, they will immediately take drastic steps to reign in the culture of hate and violence towards journalists they’ve…

Hey you’ve only lost [looks at clipboard] thousands of dollars!

But seriously, $200 was probably a decent price at the time..