If he really wants the real experience, he needs to challenge the first bigot dude who talks shit to a fist fight. I’d wager 90% of being a dude is challenging/defending one’s masculinity of perceived lack thereof.  Welcome to the club, go grab yourself a cold one.

My thoughts exactly. How do you satirize a satire? Parody or comedic riff on... would be a better descriptor.

Sure thing, Carole.

This is wrong. He did Rock on more than one occasion, including the sketch you’re remembering here.

Its a stupid line. I won’t explain why, but it is. Lil Dicky sucks.

This might bum you out, but the Netflix deal has been widely successful for both Netflix and Sandler. 

You suck so much.

It was a 30 second to a minute long bit where they fake “acted” for awhile, presented an award, and then sang a medley of completely unrelated show tunes. Then they presented another award. It was fun, they seemed like they were having fun doing it, and like I said, the whole thing was probably a minute long. People…

Lose Yourself sucked 18 years ago, and it sucks now. That’s not to say that Em doesn’t have his fair share of great tunes either. They’re all also 18 years or older, but I digress.

The hands down worst commenter in the history of this site.

The hands down worst commenter in the history of this site.

Gary Clark was grown in a lab to specifically win Grammys. 

Oh, shush. You all sound old as fuck. 

Ron Howard VO: They did not. 

This is objectively not true. There has always been a place for trashy shit here.  Always.  I fondly remember the Jersey Shore recaps.

Can’t speak for everyone, but I like it more with each viewing.

Nah.

I say “self-harming” in that you know that in six months or probably sooner, Netflix is going to have some show you’ll want to watch. Not like, actually self-harming, as digging up Gramma Tesse (they’re both dead, but trust me, you’re gonna want to go with Tesse) and trying to copulate with her coccyx, but the ‘you’ll…

Well it’s difficult, considering she no longer has a “pooper” to “schtup” on account of her death several years back, but knock yourself out cowboy. You seem to be a fan of pointless and self-harming actions taken to prove some non-existent point. Please, go fuck my dead grandma’s ass. That’ll show me about as much as…

So brave.