R&B Singer Greatly Overestimates the Power of His Penis

Is she a fun date?

… my friends and me…

He’s our preeminent farting corpse with hidden layers of depth!

and he’s great in the Weird Al movie!

Dave Anthony, who used to be friends with him back in the day, has talked about it on one of his podcasts. Basically, severe alcoholism happened to Jay Johnston.

To be fair they started off that way.

In the immortal words of Norm MacDonald:

I am simultaneously someone who thinks most people are assholes, and people who feel the need to have no asshole policies have a high likelihood of being assholes.

I’d submit the following remakes as at least pretty good (if not necessarily better than the originals, but you simply asked for “good remakes of movies since the 1970s”):

I’d say an article hyperlinking 24 other gawker stories to the news of a stand up comedian getting a Netflix special that will disappear 2 weeks after it’s premiere is quite an equal oversize response.

I agree, but the people hating Gillis seem to be doing so at least as much to affirm their identify as the people who like him.

Yeah stop coming after him for his dumb takes about movies. There are much more important things to hate him for, like how he's a sexual predator.

I dislike Mel Gibson (I still love a couple of his movies), I detest anti-Semitism, racism, misogyny, and more things Gibson is probably associated with.

Zach Morris is trash.

Then I think we’re in agreement about most of this. I just don’t like the tone that Maligna sets with the “He’s an adult man and there’s a CHANCE that the people he gave his number to were underage girls.” post. We don’t even fucking KNOW if that’s the case! But they go *straight* to that argument.

Well maybe don’t make points that boil down to “Won’t someone think about the children?!”

NEAL Gamby. God fucking damn it.