Fowler: "Arthur Ashe, his day was canceled because of the hurricane, that was a point like you expect to see...............at the......" (holy shit! where am i going with this??? oh fuck oh fuck where was i going with that?????? most memorable moment of the tournament so far! you were going to invoke arthur ashe…

Come on guys, really finding it hard to believe that a 5'3" dude with permanent deafness in one ear and a massive drinking problem might also have an anger problem.

I just buried my lede, if you know what I'm sayin'!

I used to mock people for freaking out when shows they liked got canceled.

That's the biggest autoerotic asphyxiation fuck up yet, and a complete misunderstanding of the concept.

You can just say "sex"

Drew, now that you are a famous writer, why do you not casually mention all your famous celebrity friends in your column? Do you not have famous celebrity friends?

I'm assuming you left out Cowherd because that question would be a no-brainer and no fun.

Drew, when you are a famous writer, will you promise to watch all your NFL games at a famous person's mancave with multiple flat screens?

Drew, when you become a famous writer, will you promise to provide us with information about what actresses are actually much prettier in person?

Price Offered: $5.37

I love that. +1

Sounds like Will needs to sack up and attempt a gnarly run down the K12.

If the story were instead "Josh McDaniels and the Beanstalk," Josh would trade the cow for those magic beans, then immediately trade those magic beans for a much, much worse cow.

Yes I wanna see you, you know I can never forget about you.

I'm pretty sure #25 hunted my father for sport.

HAHA! Where's your Corgi Friday now bitch??

I've engaged in similar email correspondence.

No, fuck YOU.

He's forgetting that it's a football game that's always been fueled by a lot of booze.