And the guy next to you is NOT allowed to comment on it.

War a jockey not having to feel self-conscious of his height around the horse's owner.

What a 'mo! I mean, who looks at a guy and says stuff like that?? Especially a guy like LaRon Landry. What with his...massive shoulders, heaving chest, bulging biceps, chiseled jaw and sparkling eyes...

+1 barrel of TNT

The Chris Farley era was "arguably the worst era of SNL"?

That was somewhat Al Swearengen-esque.

EPIC!

Nor will he be the hairiest.

If God didn't want me to gamble on professional football, then why do they play the games on SUNDAY??

Well then, time for some short-selling.

I need to prepare a line graph charting my self-esteem after each dong scandal, from its Great Depression-like crash after the Santonio Holmes shot to a Dot-com Bubble upswing after the Favre shot.

I generally object to your comment, as it contains language that is overly broad, vague and ambiguous.

Scare Tatics don't work with Ron

That was a confusing time for everyone.

I just learned to check my messages. There was one in there from October 2009. FEAST, if you are out there, I'm sorry I didn't respond.

You better be careful lest YOU end up crushed and buried in a New Mexican landfill.

In what order?

+1

I'm pretty sure that "Bill" is short for "William Suff"

That is just awesome work Craggs.