I can say with certainty that since the age of 22, every dude I've known who women have branded "creepy" was indeed creepy as all get out and women were right to stay the fuck away. And in some cases, this was enough to force the dude to look at himself in mirror and make some changes, for the better.

"Some guys who use marijuana go out and ball because they're relaxed," says former QB Akili Smith, "but if it affects his play, you sit him down and tell him, 'Yo, it's not for you.'?"

Unfortunately, the only way for him to get back into Hollywood's good graces is to work with Sir Jinx on turning those rants into platinum-selling albums.

Too bad the action news reporter was busy covering the incidents at the grocery store, gas station and basketball playoff, or he would have given this the coverage it deserved.

That is why there is a melon on the cover of the album, with a gash in it and semen flowing out of it."

Hey white America, next time you see someone wearing a hoodie, it may not be a criminal but instead be LeBron James, who you adore!!

You'd think that after three solid decades of 99% of America hating Duke that there would be some groundswell of ironic, contrarian support. And yet, no.

Max's real crime was printing out Charles Barkley's bracket and then writing his own name on it.

INVISIBUL MCDONALDS BAG/GIRLFRIENDS NECK

Wearing a sweater like this is code for "I just shit myself".

If Deadspin ruins DadBoner for me, it is going to hurt worse than when I was eight and my parents left the price tag on that bike Santa brought for me.

Pfff. Like she was Ghana call him again anyways...

GOOD ONE.

You guys are seriously going to sit here and tell me that EVERYONE here doesn't also have a few cocktails and fire off emails to Craggs at 3 AM???

+1. It's a shame people aren't around to see this.

That was awesome.

If there's one place in the world I'd let some fucking bats live it would be a camp in northern Wisconsin. I imagine the summer of '10 was best remembered as the one where two scouts died of blood loss from mosquito bites.

But without those constant shots of Gregg Williams I never would have noticed that he is gradually turning into Tom Waits from Dracula.

LOVE HOW DEADSPIN SKEWERS EVERYONE FOR EVERY FUCKING THING, BUT CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING BIT OF CRITICISM OF THEMSELVES. THIS SITE IS NOT LONG FOR THIS EARTH.

YOU FUCKING THIN SKINNED PUSSIES.