Just think about this I talked to some Red Sox fans over there and I did a chat on MLB.com. They said to me on the way out if it wasn't for the Wild Card 2004 would never happened, which is one of the legendary stories.

But if I hit Peyton Manning or Tom Brady high, they'd have fucked around and kicked me out of the league.

I don't know, he was pretty vicious at the White House Correspondents dinner. Obama must have been furious when Meyers almost made a joke at his expense.

+1

I will miss it.

Eugenio Robinsón was immediately suspended for his violation of team rules.

Or on the Utah Jazz, circa 1985-2003.

Campbell said he wanted to make an impact. "I just want to get people enthused to be out here, be patriotic and just have a good time,"

The obvious answer is that you should have gone and rolled a Brooklyn kickball no-hitter.

I swear to you that this is first line of Guttenberg's IMDB bio:

I haven't seen an older Argentinian man get that emotional watching television since the network broadcast of "The Boys from Brazil."

Welcome to the She-pression ladies!

Usually when Alizé causes trouble, someone gets shot outside of Hot 97.

but have the same game as your high school team's No. 5 singles player.

+1

Now I'm confused. Where are the dong shots that Gawker paid Bart Calendar $50 for? Will we ever get to see them?

He should not be commended for wearing boat shoes.

The article (accurately) portraying Al Davis as a decrepit, frail man at death's door was written FOUR years ago.

Does it matter that most of them are 12-years old emotionally?

Hot damn do I love everyone who's posting in this thread. Trying to choose between Death Certificate and The Predator is abso-fucking-lutely impossible though.