And somewhere on Mulholland Dr., Warren Beatty is spanking.

The talented actor who played the role of Ben in the 1971 film "Willard" will be cast as Colin Cowherd.

Yes it seems impractical, but would there be anything better in life than soaking in the humiliating glow of a pro team getting relegated? The shattering of egos would be deafening. Also, imagine how much more epically villain LeBron would have been had the Cavs got relegated to the D-League after he left.

I swear, Devin the Dude becomes more of a backpacker every day.

"NOOOOOOOO Knicks only pawn...in game of life!"

She is much cooler and possibly drunker than your great-grandmother

I'm pretty sure that after a bizarre mix-up at the hospital, Drew and Lindy ended up with siblings who look like exactly like each other.

Looks like Harry Connick Jr. and Jodie Foster's attempts to get him to loosen up worked out in the end.

Harvey Levin (leans on cubicle, sips coffee): Never heard of this guy, who is he?

In Denver. I'm guessing this has something to do with the brewery being right here, but that isn't always the case with beers.

This reminds me, the discussion where he got banned was a bloodbath. You rarely see multiple executions these days.

Not wanting to upset you, I debated whether or not I should tell you that the Mexican restaurant on my way home from work has $2 Blue Moon pints for happy hour.

+1. So great.

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Amen.

Yes, Gold Bond is awesome. For all this fancy new stuff, it's been doing the job for 100 years. It feels super.

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Lest you feel bad, know that was the most I've laughed all day.

That's a horrifying vision of the Matrix-like future, where the machines harvest us after figuring how to use obnoxiousness for energy.

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