Well those are two pretty ringing endorsements.

Do you vouch for Carnivale? I never really heard much about that show.

You should note that this was a Canadian study. You ever see a hockey player smile? Hideous.

Pictured: white sprinters at the Olympics as seen through the eyes of their fellow competitors.

+1

I can't wait for the next wave of hate that will be launched when Nike begins its massive rebranding campaign for LeBron, which will no doubt feature him shooting jumpers in a lonely, humble gym and hanging his head in exhaustion from intense soul-searching and working out.

Slate??

I don't know about Larry King, but Peter King just got rock hard watching this.

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After performing the old "pull yourself along on a rope," "trapped in a glass booth," and "fighting against the wind," the performer busted out the "sitting in a catatonic state as you realize that your entire youth to this point has been wasted on idolizing a team of primadonna punk-ass bitches."

"Prevented from participating? Please, tell me all about it."

Well, the Iraqi mens tennis team was fucking murdered by religious fanatics for wearing shorts. It's not just women.

Before I had time to explain myself, my clothes were being tossed at me with the "you should go" heartbreaker line coming at me.

Leitch is busy having Twitter beef with John Walters right now.

She was indeed a clever girl.

I call bullshit on her implication that she banged Bosh. Everyone knows Dr. Henry Wu denied him that extra chromosome.

Laugh it up people. Am I the only one who realizes that this is actually the beginning of the zombie apocalypse???

Dan Patrick should be flattered Clarett used his one phone call on this.

Wow @ this thread. MISCOMMUNICATION DUAN!

What football offers them now is a multi-day experience in a different culture where they can relax and end their season with one of the great, traditional experiences in sports.