It's splendid. Warm ocean breezes. Sand like powdered sugar. And umbrella drinks made with fresh mango juice. And rohypnol. A warning about all the rohypnol should you go. It's in pretty much everything over there.

Good Lord. Maybe Phin is my soulmate.

Gotta go Agent Starling. I'm having an old friend for dinner tonight...

Quick! Alert all surviving members of 3rd Bass not named MC Serch or DJ Richie Rich!

Sweated into a suit jacket...

02-03 Tracy McGrady would be a top 5 seed.

What our record is is what our record is.

I'm thinking more along the lines of erotica. Something involving Albert Haynesworth, pudding and Snyder's tiny, tiny hands.

You can try to get his attention all you want, but the Ark already has two bubbly Midwestern people.

I don't know about grabbing, but when I see a woman with her breasteses hanging out, I'm at least going to bother to look

To be fair, if you're Tashard Choice, and you think that "To Catch a Predator" is about people trying to catch one of those alien hunter creatures, who are actually real, not much "news" would seem more important or incredible than that.

I implore all of you to listen to Michael Mann's DVD commentaries. They are even more awesome than the movies.

He has reportedly "tried to make contact with Williams several times in the past"

When I asked her if Title IX itself needed modifying, she was succinct: "oh God no."

Bill Polian who then proceded to crush the shock-talk-jock's fledgling career

So wait, he's talking about the O'Jays right?

You brought down the thunder Achondo. Someday, when you least expect it....BOOM! Hot foot.

And yet if I were to boo him, the sporting world would brand my entire city a bunch of vile and abusive degenerates.

+1. So perfect

I look forward to the future work of Tommy Craggs, including "A Materialist Interpretation of 'Teen Wolf'"