Arizona people really like that song, because it was popular around the time the last new-home sale occurred there.

Wow, Bob Ryan really does look terrible without make-up.

My last meal would be raw pardon from the governor with a side of fries. Ha! Tricked you prison system!

I don't know what Jem is up to these days, but the Holograms have really hit rock bottom.

even have time to play the rebooted Mortal Kombat.

Nike Frees are the bomb. It was a tough adjustment after years of running in cushy shoes, but eventually my feet and legs got stronger. I don't have any of the toe, knee, hip issues I used to have, and am a much better runner. All those cushy shoes just masked problems with my stride.

3) Humping of souvenir catcher's mitts.

Few people know that the Babe was the tragic true story that inspired the movie "Shutter."

This had similar results to the Operation Repo I pulled in 7th grade to get my bookbag back from those 9th graders.

Kevin Mitchell's 1998 season is still tops in the Tater Tot tracker, however.

I like it. It's very raw and violent. What with the baseball in one hand and what appears to be a scalp in the other.

Narrative Science's less-successful project, RickReillyBot, had to be unplugged as it had a persistent malfunction causing it to reproduce the same column over and over again.

Usually when dudes get in a fight, it's just their shirts that get untucked.

I wish they hadn't chosen to highlight that quote here, because the article is about what happened to Dave Duerson and was really moving. It's not about Buddy Ryan or N-bombs.

Interesting reactions to the ass: black guys = all smiles; white guys = grimaces of pain; and finally, other females = icy death stares.

Dude, this is college not Sea Org.

Thanks!

Why does "enter" not insert spaces in my comments?

I'm totally handling it the way Wiley Wiggins' mom did at the end of Dazed & Confused. I doubt it would go like that. Drew: Have you been drinking? Lil'Drew:No! Drew: ARE YOU DRUNK? Lil' Drew: Psssh! (puts on massive headphones) Drew: WAIT! DON'T PUT THOSE ON...I need to........WHERE CAN DAD SCORE SOME GRASS??

My favorite part is when one of the light-suited people's light suit didn't turn off when it was supposed to, and all the other light-suited people surrounded him and began frantically pawing at him. I think they ended up tearing him to pieces. It was Romero-esque.