@Donnie_Iris: Nice! I always wondered what Mordor would look like with an amusement park.
@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Yes, you might be right. Right down to the blue jeans.
At the same time, Tim Tebow is trying to bring all the good people to Boulder, CO.
$288.43 should help defray some of the funeral costs for the poor chap who's in the same room as Whitlock pooping.
That's what you get when you let this guy handle your recruiting.
@FavreFAIL: Well, $20,000/year that the government knows about...
Leave it to Vegas to finally build a football stadium fit for Celine Dion to sing the National Anthem in!
Those sites expose you to lethal doses of homerism, however. I was watching a game on the Sacramento Kings network, and DeMarcus Cousins literally stabbed another player to death with a switchblade, and the announcers were all "I don't see how that's a foul! Keep your head up DeMarcus!" True story.
@Gourmet Spud: Yes. The only people who saw my 5th grade talent show performance lipsynching "Fight the Power" by Public Enemy were humiliated parents and drunken teachers.
@alftime: The few people I know who actually listen to Cowherd are bitter white people who hate athletes. His John Wall rant was perfectly targeted towards his listeners.
@Walk Off HBP: So people are hiding that shit? I knew something was up this Christmas.
Holy shit. They should run ads for Hoveround and Old Glory Robot Insurance on Sportsjournalists.com.
True story: I once wrote "Have a toast tonight! You deserve it!" on a co-worker's birthday card and found out later that day he was a recovering alcoholic. Now I stick with "Happy Birthday ____! May this be your best year yet! - starksgotejected"
He could star in "Give Me Head, Jeff Garcia"
@UkraineNotWeak: If websites could be movie characters, I'm pretty sure that Deadspin is best represented in that movie by the Larry Bird jersey-wearing, Air Jordan-scuffing, bicycle-riding sweaty white guy.
I don't know about the domestic violence, but I somehow doubt that the Pittsburgh and Green Bay fan bases are going to do much to dispel any of these other urban legends this Super Bowl Sunday.
@Bevraj of Choice: You heard it here first folks. John Salley = C.H.U.D.
Salley might have been too drunk to realize this, but "Rachel" probably could've been taken out with quick knee to the nuts. No need to go punching anyone.
Drew, may I have the email address/phone number/physical address for Adam II? I've got a funny story for him.