@AzureTexan: (pause) God I admire you.

If this doesn't result in Colin Cowherd getting Salisbury'd to the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, this fucking shit is worthless A.J. and who the fuck cares?

@Walk Off HBP: I watched that carnage unfold. It was horrifying, like watching someone get jumped in at a gang initiation.

I spent the next 13 hours in jail with my cell mate, Big Red. No more sex was to be had.

@PacTenBoy: I will repeat what The Superficial said about that photo:

Whatever sells second-string running back jerseys to attractive (for Boston) girls like the one in the Herald article.

@Ryanosaurus Rex: But he determined who should be on Rap's Mount Rushmore!!

You would think that on such a flashy website they could have found a photo of downtown without the smog:

Laura Baugh thinks this kid is a pansy.

@Chamomiles Davis: +1 Tom Landry fedora

That dude on the left is from Kentucky?? Get the fuck outta here! Really?

Please ask Hamilton how many of those giant books he's used for cutting lines.

It's nice that we have to get a cavity search going through security now, meanwhile some jagoffs are out on the tarmac, fucking around with the actual plane.

Whoa! Over there in bizarro sports world, Notre Dame is relevant!

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: You didn't do a very good job of hiding your envy there.

@Phintastic: Why do they de-star you all the time? You are funny. There are some serious mongoloid idiots out here that comment over and over with their stars.

@Phintastic: You may as well go throw up now, to get it out of the way....

Simmons!

Where are you going?

I am a beers deep trying to dull this pain more