In a similarly hateful and scary incident, someone on Twitter called Lebron an asshole.

@norbizness: She wrote a book to bring hope and comfort to people going through tough times. I've watched someone I love die of breast cancer, and anything inspirational would have been welcome when she was going through that. Just because her husband is the biggest asshole in the world doesn't mean she wasn't…

We're not really mocking Favre's wife now are we? There's a lot of reasons Favre deserves to get ridiculed, but leave his wife the fuck alone, don't you think?

McAfee was comically drunk when officers arrived, not knowing for sure if he had been swimming in the canal. "It was raining," he said.

During his time with the FBI, he was once Director of the FBI's Forensic Laboratory.

So from what I can tell, Kevin Boss's concussion came from getting run over in the tunnel by a cart?

Barry, if you really wanted to drum up some interest in this game, you could have mentioned that the Giants moneyline was +121 and the total was 6.5.

Aussie Commonwealth Games team: Australian for partying like Mötley fucking Crüe.

@Hatey McLife: a light-headed +1 to you

Guess you'll have to bang your socket wrench.

the cops showed up at the hotel room of two of his fellow rookies, Mario Chalmers and Darrel Arthur, following a fire alarm. The cops claimed that the room smelled like marijuana, but no pot was found and no charges were filed.

Brandon Lloyd currently leads the NFL in receiving yardage

The guy Percy Harvin hates is a moron. Why try to sell a voicemail when you could just move to Minnesota and get your ass kicked by a crazy millionaire? The settlement would be six figures easy.

like a leftover Beat poet about to read to a bunch of contemporary kindergarten kids

Hey, Falkor is a Rays fan!

@starksgotejected: Whoops. Didn't read all the earlier stuff.

@FavreWIN: What have you done with FavreFAIL?? He should be all over this right now.

"Lord, please give me the strength to smite mine enemies. Specifically, that hummingbird who just stomped on my head."

Apparently my employer has the same organizational philosophy as the Pats.

what I can only describe as putting a pulled pork sandwich, baby shit and a glass orange juice in a blender and setting it on high