That's what you get when your entire understanding of Latin American culture comes from watching Caliente on Univision.

many of which go in one earhole and out the other

Coming soon to stores, the Balls Deep Hookup Survival Kit:

Wow, life on the Champions Tour has not been kind to ol' Hal Sutton.

Last week: Summer blows.

If you guys don't mind, he'd rather not relive it. Doesn't much feel like talking about it. All he really feels like doing is getting the fuck out of Hawaii.

Many people dream in color. Others in black and white. Craggs? Various shades of apoplexy.

From the picture it looks like that muthafucker is heading inside for some mass quantities.

@David Matthews: Though that sketch was well-known enough that I could riff on it.

@Daveinva: Dude, as a kid growing up in VA, I saw the Skins win two Super Bowls. And I'm not that fucking old. Plus, Snyder's a despicable cocksucker, so you should probably pick another team if you have a loveable loser fetish.

I'm moving to Alaska. My shit don't stink there!

"Normally I use protection, but I figured, hey, when am I going to be in Jamaica again??"

And now, a great moment in bowel movement history:

"The bank is worth the risk. I need it, brother."

He was just trying to soothe the pain after losing a big fiddle-playing contest in Georgia.

That's the same t-shirt my mom was wearing when I accidently walked in on her in the bathroom.

I bet you he was under the influence of Craig when he dressed like that.

He easily could have taken down my plate number and reported it back to police headquarters.

"Hey, get outta here! This is where I embarrass an entire fan base! Find another spot!"

d. Sorry.