I remember I got drunk and stoned one night. I had some football game on, muted, with music playing in the background.

It turns out Walton's decades-old back condition had gotten considerably worse, and the pain was such that he couldn't even work.

And that's cool, because plenty of men (myself included) like a lady who ain't no skin and bone.

has a name that begs to be said aloud in a bad Jamaican accent.

This restaurant takes us back to the 40's and 50's and reminds us how much fun they had back then. Johnny Rockets is like a time machine, it takes us back in time to see what it was like in the past. When you eat there, you realize how much fun you could have had if you lived back then.

I like that her name is the combination of two of Brett Favre's favorite things - Vivian Leigh and the Bretton Woods Agreement.

That's where I would get my asthma inhalers if I needed asthma inhalers!

And finally, GREAT MOMENT IN POOPSKI HISTORY:

Dash, I just wanted to say that once there was a darkness, deep and endless night, but you gave me everything you had, oh you gave me light.

@ScientificMapp: It was sad in the movie how, while apparently recovering from a back injury, Chris Kaman choked on his gruel and died.

Yes, No

the story goes that one of the coaches, tired of watching his players slide across the slick surface, simply ordered everyone to stand still

The moment of clarity for Drew came after Kevin Spacey broke into his house and started force-feeding him can after can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti.

It's entirely possible that I'm a douchebag, but I don't see what's so bad about visors. They keep the sun off my face and don't make my head sweat like hats.

You type "delonte west" into Google and "delonte west gloria james" is the first suggestion.

@dboysick: Comment Ninja to aisle 7 for clean-up. Ninja to aisle 7.

This girl Lisa who lives a couple of townhouses down has been at the party all night; she's pretty cute but my game has been DOA with her the whole evening.

@Steve U:

What an idiot.

I blame the appalling behavior of Philadelphia sports fans for this.