Green was probably just upset that he forgot to pack his favorite kimono.

Look there's Hannah Storm, dressed for an Aztec wedding

Luckily, Notah Begay III was at the bottom to break his fall.

@Rofold: No, I never ate food from either of those restaurants by myself in the apartment stairwell.

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: That was for good times. If I was going to be doing some crying and eating I went with Giordanos.

Lysergic Diethylamide

What's the picture of Tara Reid doing up there? Is she mediating between those two?

After catching a stick in the maw

@clevernamehere: I can assure you that the only thing anyone is "pulling out" over at Deadspin is an entire sleeve of samoas from the box.

Wow. Hands into the pockets right off the bat, within 0.5 seconds of getting on stage and adjusting the mic stand. The only place I've seen that move performed quicker is at the National Spelling Bee.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: You should ease up on Dash. The only reason he's involved in this is because Craggs swallowed his own tongue while writing the first draft.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: And interns at the Denver Post remain confused about their employer's mandatory weekly "blood drives"....

@Barry Petchesky: This is easily the most Jew-ey thing you've ever done.

How Did That False Amy Mickelson-Michael Jordan Rumor Start Anyway?

As much as Deadspin has honed my already impressive hard-heartedness, I must admit I teared up a bit when Phil hugged his wife coming off 18.

@TarHeelBlues: ? Is that a quote or something? Don't get it.

Lord how I wish the Harrisonburg police had a fantasy camp.

@parvalue: Would a douchebag have used a colon? No, only a nerd would have.

@Trot Nixons Hat: I think we all need to revisit Geek, Dweeb or Spaz for a bit here, and rename the game.

@BestSportsFanEver: The problem with your whole schtick is that you would have abandoned three of those four teams years ago. Maybe all four.