God bless you Deadspin. If we can't stop ESPN from extending its tentacles into every corner of the sports world, gaining total control of every aspect of sports media and sucking every last bit of joy from the experience of watching sports, at least AJ can make it fucking miserable to work there.

Apparently the mom had no problem polishing off the laughing, singing box of Franzia.

I went to elementary school with these guys. They're retarded. Really. They had class in a little trailer behind the school.

@David Hume: a "smoky burnout"? Does that involve AJ, a butane lighter and an old Moby Grape groupie?

I look forward to the FJM breakdowns of his sales ads.

"In terms of a management setting," Anderson explains, "it might be the slacker who benefits from the situation involving a manager who might not want to appear biased."

the Times photographer turned her into a J. Crew model

Apparently Hal Holbrook is still upset that ESPN wouldn't support his Mark Twain 30 for 30 project.

Is Advanced NFL Stats associated with AccuScore, the good people who caused me to lose 14 straight NBA bets?

She just signed a lucrative endorsement deal for Strangé Sportswear. #elizabethlambert

They kept his secret so why be so cruel with them?

I want to live in a world where Tigger and the chicken are the authority figures and that picture was taken shortly before the guards were given funny hats to wear and forced to shotgun several beers. #worldseries

I'm glad to see from the last picture that Brooke Hogan is getting out and about. #blackface

Jeez, the Yankees even big time you with their haters. For other stadiums it's just some drunk college kid who had a bad time in the nosebleeds one game. Here we have architects and board members, men of purpose and distinction. #whyyourstadiumsucks

@Phintastic: Agreeing to do a Deadspin chat and field questions is a lot like walking into the monkey cage at the zoo. It will be maddening but interesting. And you will definitely have shit thrown at you. #bobgriese

@DAULERIO: When is the Tim Donaghy chat scheduled? #peterking

Peter, do you get the sense that the players and coaches in the NFL respect the Denver Broncos as a legitimate contender, or are they still not buying them? The opposite of that question is whether those other teams still fear the Titans even though they're struggling. #peterking

@twoeightnine: Come on. As a Denver resident, ESPN totally caters to my interests. When Cowherd said he couldn't name a single player on the Colorado Rockies, I felt like ESPN was created just for me! #espn

Oh man, when Salisbury takes over Gawker Media it's going to be like when the Alpha Betas took over the freshmen dorm. I hope Craggs and Dash can pack up Failbot in time.

Sadly, Dudley Moore's final film "Lawrence of Arabia 2: On the Rocks" was not a commercial or critical success.