Haha! What a fool for predicting Denver would struggle under a 33 year-old prick of a coach whose first actions were to run a Pro Bowl QB out of town, royally fuck up his first draft, make Drunken Neckbeard our franchise QB, alienate half the fan base and turn Bronco Nation against one another! Especially when they…

It's also snowing here right now. Which is good because I couldn't make up my mind on what warming liquor to sneak into the game.

I can't believe you guys fell for this. Royals games are actually scripted and planned by Bob Zmuda and Andy, who is very much alive.

Or maybe even worse, he get stuck in honey in the garbage and they throw him in that truck and crush him

@Steve U: I doubt they drink beer in Fantasia.

By 5pm, Wednesday there were close to 20,000 responses on 'Youtube'. A few of the reactions are positive but most threatening in nature

Ufford's gladiator name? ImPaleR.

he was touching my buddys wife, so I had to grab him and put him to sleep

dad jokes ensue

@MarkKelsosMigraine: No thank you. I've seen your uncle's method of "blessing the water."

So a guy wearing overalls and a fur hat, a guy who looks like a leprechaun and some kid wearing mittens all think the guy wearing a vest is comedy gold?

Pam Ward is totally gay for Tate Forcier.

From the moment you enter the stadium, you are bombarded with noises, flashes of color, and stupid shit that makes it virtually impossible to pay attention to the action on the field. Not only does it continue when the inning begins, it keeps going during at bats. Every foul ball that's hit into the stands is greeted…

I hate how they have all their analysts pick the winners of football games. Don't tell me who's going to win, tell me who's going to cover you assholes!!

@Tiny Iota: As your attorney, I advise you to drink 147 beers at Hooters and bombard that bastard pig's email.

You've got about 5 more years to enjoy AP, based on Earl Campbell's career. Which unfortunately ended up in a wheelchair.

or Kelsey Grammer after a couple drinks.

I've been informed by powerhouse people that I can take care of this with the lawsuit.

@chilltown: Ida Chilltown.

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