I like the part where you have to properly tuck a towel under your hotel room door so you can smoke weed undetected. Challenging!!

Idiots. Now it's going to take FOREVER to knock him out and get him on an airplane.

If they ever start paying college athletes like some advocate, suspensions like this are going to turn into court battles. You could have people like Blount filing wrongful termination suits or something.

Yeah but remember those two great years Dante Hall had? That was fun!

@DirkToberFest: Weeeellllll, sounds like we got ourselves a real city slicker here. You enjoyin' your "coffee" and your "newspaper" right now?

On the bright side, he's one of the few people able to enjoy my unapproved comments after they get ninja'd.

@Convict78: I've also battled drug addition. Starts off with a little weed, then you decide to mix in a little hash. Next thing you know, you're on crack.

@drewheyman: I think the Dawg Pound gives it some competition.

This explains that call I got from a broker at JT Marlin who offered to sell me 1,000 ticket options to something called the "New York Liberty." From what he told me, it sounds like the hottest ticket in town.

The only thing I remember about Tom Chambers is him dunking over Mark Jackson from the 3 point line. I think that's how it happened at least.

Slingblade is still atop the leaderboard, being pursued by Stansfield from Leon: The Professional.

More superficial, one-dimensional trash from the $27,500 man. Awesome, Tommy. Awesome.

@Civil Negligence: Oooohhh. So THAT's what "handstuff" is. Now if I can just figure out what "mouthstuff" is....

I always thought the WYTS features were really funny. But now I see they're just really sad.

@UpstateUnderdog: Apparently he's also a Blood.

Colin Cowherd, looking surly coming in for his morning radio shift.

"Hey! You see that! Lawler just tagged that kid!"

That was Alex. (He is now an officer in the Navy and asks that I not use his last name).

We get ranked #10 just for smoking weed? Who came up with this list? Fred O'Bannion?

There's a long way to go, however—maybe even long enough for Denverites to figure out that their baseball team is good again.