This reminds me of the day in high school when the DARE cop brought his drug dog in to help with his presentation.

Hey Jaworski, prepare to get outworked.

@What Would Tim Tebow Do?:

Poor Ricky Baker. Not only did he get shot, but apparently he also missed out on getting improper benefits lavished upon him.

Great, now Dover will NEVER get an NFL franchise. Guess I can toss out those uniform designs I came up for the Delaware Corporate Havens.

@Mr. Randy Watson:

I'm sure that the other NBA GM's would give him a warm welcome, and thank him for all the helpful constructive criticism over the years.

Well, in this woman's (?) defense, have you seen Eva Longoria without make-up? She looks like Sam Cassell.

@Step aside, Son:

Pssh. Hollywood and their camera tricks and 8 ft rims. Clearly fake. You guys probably think that Wesley Snipes can dunk too.

Here were the final questions:

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders:

She stepped out of rank, got hit by a shank.

That's odd. I assumed Cowherd would have spent the time condescendingly bashing people who actually care about Easter, smugly spewing moronic theories about Easter that have no basis in fact or reality and bragging about how he doesn't even really pay that much attention to Easter.

Not pictured: Destro and the Baroness.

He's achieved a lot of success for a man with two right hands.

And yet, here in the States, MLS goalies are forced to consult flip books hastily prepared by the video coordinator. Who also happens to be the groundskeeper, mascot and VP of Sales and Marketing.

The athletes at my school actually made everyone smarter. By terrorizing students out of all the public gathering places, they forced them to seek refuge in the cold, silent sanctuary of the library. If it weren't for them, nerds would have been horsing around outside or playing cards by their lockers, instead of…

Someday I'll be eating dinosaur egg omelettes in a house like that.

After watching this stunt, Monte Kiffin proclaimed "You think you're better than ME?" and attempted to tear off his shirt, only to throw out his back.