I'm sure NFL players will be chivalrous and respectful towards her, just like they are with all women.

For what it's worth, I do intend to try that orzo with spinach and feta recipe she posted. It sounds delicious.

I wonder who is really behind all this chaos - elves, gnomes or dwarves?

This post is obviously just a Dateline-like sting operation to tempt and then execute those commenters who use the magic phrase that begins in "no" and ends in "mo."

That Van de Velde has accomplished so much is an inspiration to other sufferers of Avian Bone Syndrome around the world.

Why is The Candyman wearing a string bikini? I don't remember that scene from the movie.

Hahahaha....Abe Vigoda's so old, he....

@starksgotejected:

I see sadness behind those eyes. There's only cure for pain like that.

Andy Reid's making me nervous with that ax...

@Weed Against Speed:

the crooked I > the crooked brim

"I'm calling my ex-girlfriend and accuse her of playing games." — Husker Sean after 10 beam and cokes

Sorry about your laundry basket. — Najeh

@CIALIS COOPER:

@new_commentator:

Clark W. Griswold has the uncontrollable urge to punch that thing square in the nose.

Andy Serkis deserves that Emmy.

"1. Meet. Me. In. The. Trap. 2. It's going doooooooowwwnnn." - yungtarheelsjoc 8178

TAAAAAAAKE ME