The first place I go for honest, insightful and intelligent perspective on issues of race? Boston sports radio. The second place? Mein Kampf.

@Jen P:

Andy Reid's really puttin' the hurt on that cheeseburger.

Good luck finding a dry cleaner who can get a gallon of blood out of a traje de luces

@chilltown:

That is one of the most inspired Gawker Artist creations yet.

I'll buy the book. By financially supporting Drew's regime of terror against douchebags, I'm helping to prevent their expansion. Sure, I sometimes question his methods, and I won't tell anyone I bought the book, but the enemy of my enemies is my friend. He's the Augusto Pinochet of the blog world.

"/something something, Carmelo Anthony"

Hmmm...who do I want to prevail in this contest? Satan's Two Guard and douchey Lakers fans? Or Ray Allen's smirk and completely insufferable Bos...

I'm beginning to think that there's at least a 6% margin of error in the MAR for people that just want to be contrarian.

@Dieter:

Do you, umm, do you remember when, uh, the alien came out of nowhere after you thought she was dead and it was over, and then Sheed got speared by the alien and um, and it, um, it ripped him in half?

Hi Christmas Ape.

The real tragedy is that his horrible approval rating will be attributed to his antagonistic relationship with the blogosphere.

The show where he congratulated himself for being "right" about how Sean Taylor's murder was a premeditated act of revenge for something Taylor did to anger the streets was one of ESPN's finest moments.

she has vampire-colored hair.

At least you didn't have to put "gal" in quotes for this Ronaldo.

They should find a more welcoming environment for their affections. Like Gate D at Jets games. People are more accepting in New York.

@Johnny LaRue:

@Matt_T: