Is she... is she biting the dorsal fin?

I’m going to go with Bill Burr for the last word on self-checkouts:

Hmm, titles for the Kindle books come up as unavailable.... I specifically wanted The Long Earth. I tried a couple of others, unavailable. Glitch? User error?

Hmm, titles for the Kindle books come up as unavailable.... I specifically wanted The Long Earth. I tried a couple…

Back in the bad ol’ 80’s, I watched a friend of mine slowly lose his mind and slide into insanity. He was a nice guy, very talented, very bright. He met a lovely girl he really liked, and they hit it off and moved in together. Then.... it began. He quit his job so he could “spend more time” with her. She, of course,…

If only they shipped to Canada. Dammit.

What movie is this, Saturn Nuts?