They're a bunch of useless, stupid assholes that intelligent civilized people could not care less about.

No one said she was poor. Her estimated net worth is irrelevant.

Well if she hadn't left the door to her crypt open, the tracks wouldn't have been stolen.

Reductive.

They will never, ever let you "win." Just give up now. Jezebel has become a white-hating, Black Supremacist website.

Once again, another horrible post on Jezebel. Surprise, surprise.

So does your comment!

Good for Gaga!

It's drawing me into its hellish vortex! Mraghhhhhh!!!

Mariah should know by now that she can't hit those high notes anymore. She needs to adjust her songs accordingly. Her lower register is fine. She's doing this to herself.

This César really needs to be tossed... out the door.

Yuck.

"I'd remind the NFL and their players that it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products. It's cops and the good people of St. Louis and other NFL towns that do."

Hot.

At least Mariah Carey was nice enough to take a picture with Ariana

#firstworldproblems

Does Gawker Media have a HR, tho?

So many people nowadays are overly sensitive, pathetic wimps.