Manslaughter tends to mean “not premeditated” rather than not deliberate.

Maybe she laughed at him?

Jesus. The theory that he sexually assaulted her, she resisted, and he murdered her and then has been desperately trying to cover his tracks ever since seems almost certain at this point. That, or he’s a deranged serial killer who’s really bad at covering his tracks.

Can I just ask was anyone really surprised that Whedon wasn’t the feminist hero he was turned into?

y u make me sad

Ceedub...you are psychic. HIS LITERAL WORDS:

The founders were pieces of shit, pretty much without exception, and I have no problem with tearing down every likeness of them ever assembled. But it does not follow that because Confederate statues are coming down, all statues must come down. Even a very small child knows better than that.

thanks but nothing sounds as good as that sandwich

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

Arpaio also stalked and threatened my former law professor, who was hired by the state of Arizona to investigate him for ethical violations. You know you’re a bad dude when you attempt to harm an administrative law professor (aka a boring dude)

Thank you for writing this, and thank you to your dad for all he has done.

“I cannot be kicked out of anywhere in DC.”

WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!

IT’S LIKE BRENDA’S CLOSET EXPLODED IN THERE (partially because it’s so 90's and partially because H&M is a perpetual mess)!

I am also old, went to H&M recently and looked around like WHY IS EVERYTHING FIRST SEASON 90210?? But I’m also now able to afford shit I couldn’t in the ‘90s, which is a whole other thing.

I bought a sticker I liked a clear phone case and when I put these two things together I imagine it will be both trashy and satisfying.

You’re dead-on about the XO Jane disease, but I am pretty proud of the Jezebel commentariat this morning for being all “This is bullshit. Don’t be an insensitive asshole about the boner problem.”

And if it’s not medical it’s still his problem.