The only way I can get off is if the Duolingo bird is watching

I don’t know if a single Michael Avenatti could be a considered “a bunch of people.”

Last year I had one with 24 kinds of high-quality tea.

I saw one with cheese the other day and I got unreasonably excited. Then I learned that there were only four different kinds of cheese on a rotation for 24 days. No, cheese advent calendar, I want 24 different goddamn cheeses!

I think Candace is ever so slightly more capable of appearing faking normal around others than Kirk.

They seem to have washed their hands of show business altogether. I don’t know why they get snark for living their lives how they want.

If you think this is great, you should hear James Woods get downright wistful about cocaine.

Qu’Appelle was never the same after they fired Steve le’Jobs.

Further into the video after she is in the car, another cop who I assume is a supervisor is explaining to the nurse how its no big deal if the cops break the law and take the blood illegally, that there are civil remedies for afterwards that will fix the situation, that if the cops broke the law anything that comes…

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

Jesus - when she sobs ‘why is he so angry’ is heartbreaking. His hands are actually on her and no one around her is able to stop him. She’s totally vulnerable, he’s unstable and everyone is helpless to prevent him from forcing her into his car. How absolutely terrifying.

Yeah, the white feminism on this site is pretty bad.

The chief of my fire company has forbidden cat-up-in-tree rescues, on the practical grounds a.) that putting ladders into trees is dangerous and b.) no one has ever found a cat skeleton in a tree.

A lot of people don’t get that they don’t make the rules about things that belong to other people. And when you tell them they’re not entitled to that, well, they won’t fucking hear it.

Get real. She says in the video that she’s taking her shoes off in case the woman in the blue dress attacks her, which she does.

Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

When a chick responds to your tirade by CALMLY taking off her shoes it means she ready and you need to run.

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

Honestly this is what it’s going to take. While I don’t condone violence, it’s going to take white people calling out other white people on this shit. Also this is a classic case of don’t let your million dollar mouth write a check you 2 cent ass can’t cash.