That’s an excellent reminder. It’s time to start stress-eating Pepperidge Farm cake again.

I would also include ‘Grave of the Fireflies’. I’ve never seen a more devastating anti-war movie.

Swan Song is fun too.

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I’m sometimes annoyed by people who don’t seem to want to share the sidewalk and walk, at a glacial pace, three or four across, but I always run around them, like a non-sociopath.

Yeah I mean I guess it would have been easier to shoot her.

I swear to god he treats the entire presidency like its a summer job at his uncle’s store that he wasn’t actually planning on taking until Mom made him. He hasn’t staffed offices, he didn’t bother to book hotel rooms for major events, and announces “YUP WORKING HARD!” whenever he thinks someone might be looking.

I always tweet that I’m working hard, while I’m working hard.

Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen? SOLD.  

Didn’t stop our current Secretary of Energy who doesn’t know where the nukes are

In finance, this move is called “Prophet and Loss”.

Buffalo Trace is good and inexpensive. Also (of course) Maker’s. Both are easy to drink neat or on the rocks, unlike Bulleit which (IMO) is better in a whiskey sour due to its harshness.

Don’t worry everyone… I got this.

“I have a family of four” means two of them are her kids. One is a grandchild. And she counts herself, because she is a person in her family. Perhaps before casting aspersions about all the kids she’s having (which, I guess she had all on her own via immaculate conception with no man involved whatsoever because…

HOME HEALTH AIDES ARE GODDAMN HEROES. Those jobs are fucking hard, physically, emotionally, psychologically, they pay jack shit, the people who do them are often totally overlooked/ignored, and yet they are literal life-savers for the people they serve.

She’s really cute, and her joy brought *me* joy. That was a nice brain break. I hope she had fun. It was hot as hell at Comic-con this year, weather-wise. Mr. Whisperer and I are both still recovering.

I’d like to do some Gudetama cosplay, but I realize that I need a fairy godhuman to help me fabricate what would likely be a relatively simple costume that will nonetheless require some wizardry.

Madeleine, you were a very gutsy young lady to have mustered the courage to ask a boy out like that.