As someone turning 30 pretty damn soon, the idea of paying hundreds of dollars to go to a crowded festival that may involve sleeping in tents just... doesn’t cut it anymore. The only festivals I’ll go to are the ones that are in/around major urban areas, and there are more than enough of those that I can see major…

I keep telling my sister pull ups are important for this very reason. You gotta be able to pull yourself up if you’re ever hanging off of something like a cliff, ledge, rail, blimp, helicopter, amusement park ride, or a giant robot.

Uhh, Steve? I think there is an adage about stones and glass houses that applies to you here...

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

This is a terrifying blow to democracy and should be the top story in every major news outlet, but it will be virtually ignored by most and celebrated by many.

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

Tomorrow morning’s Twitter storm from Donald should be amazing. He’s going to be stewing on this testimony for weeks.

This motherfucker right here.

I so needed to read this today. I’m that person. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve told a joke in the middle of a conversation that was not well received and I worried all day if those people were offended, or they didn’t like me anymore, etc. It’s exhausting picking at every little thing. I’ll try this.

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.

She seems like 100% marriage material and I congratulate you for finding a good one. I often used the downstairs bathroom because it had a lock and prevented my oldest sister from “accidentally” walking in on me.

“Coincidentally, this is also my very mysterious response when people ask why I am going all the way over to the emptier downstairs bathroom”

Dude, fuck the justice system. This girl should have never had to take that action to begin with.

Depends on what you mean by cult. As I understand it, their seminars aren’t religious in a traditional sense. They’re more about self-help/communication. But some of their techniques seem to resemble a few of the “warning signs” of a dangerous group. They reportedly hard-sell their members into signing up for…

Is the Landmark Forum a cult?

“So amazing + will NEVER FORGET!”

This is so funny it almost makes me like James Comey. It’s a confusing feeling.

whatever, I saw aladdin, I know the truth. Fake news! Sad!