If the horse farm in Kentucky is willing to pay $1.85 million (btw so we’re just making up big numbers that have no basis in reality? Cool, cool) for the college basketball recruit, then that IS his market value. What the fuck is he even talking about? 

Yeah, removing all innovation from basketball is the same as asking a player not act like he got judo chopped in the neck by a ghost....

If I’m the opposing coach, I almost want the refs to not call him for traveling. I want him completely unencumbered when he thinks about taking low percentage shots. I even want two or three of them to go in, so he keeps taking them. Because when he’s doing that he isn’t drawing bullshit fouls and getting to the line.

Dribbling for 18 seconds, throwing your hands in the air, getting a foul call. That’s horrible basketball (to watch, and probably to play).

just because it’s new doesn’t mean it’s better. this guy just loves blending the lines between what’s legal and what’s not. james harden is an all-world talent to begin with, this bullshit doesn’t make it better in any way. and watching some guy slowly dribble a ball at the top of the arc for 18 seconds then trying to…

Just put it under your arm and run with it. They quit calling traveling for real years ago ...

It’s not the eventual extra steps I’m most pissed about.

I don’t care how talented he is, this guy is unbearable to watch. If it’s not the (as described here on Deadspin) 18 second iso’s then 3-point attempt, it’s this cockamamie nonsense. Ugh, the worst.

don’t tell these guys that. there are just tons of qb’s running around the nfl serving up the long ball in the face of an uninterrupted jailbreak.

Looks like ol mort got caught drinking in the middle of the day again.

A reminder that the Broncos were rather recently Super Bowl champs with a stacked roster and one of the best defenses in the history of the sport. All they needed was a half-decent quarterback, Kaepernick wanted to go there, and Elway was willing to have him. But Elway insisted the Niners pay most of his salary…

Easy there buddy, the thought of having one game to win and a choice between Cutler and Cousins at QB is akin to waterboarding. Please don’t do that again to me or anyone else outside of Gitmo. 

Zimmer is pure trash as a couch and human.

Are we sure they’re two different guys? Has anybody ever seen Kirk Cousins and Case Keenum in the same room?

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You…

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

This is true. IIRC the NFL rulebook has an offsetting erections clause

“Digital financial technologies - new opportunities for integrating payment systems of the Eurasian continent in transport Logistics.”

Coulda fuckin’ fooled me.