“Free the Juice” is the least surprising thing I see here

Someone nonchalantly asks “Is he dead?”

“Thinking” is maybe a bit too generous a term.

Well, best case is sticking the landing, wowing a comely Buffalo lady with his courage and athleticism, and parlaying it into this . . .

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

“What was he thinking?”

The slowness by which Bills fan bystanders tend to him (not to mention the fact they held onto their beers) is as 1:1 on-brand as it gets.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

You join the mafia, you either end up in prison or a body bag. That’s the risk you take 

Just got back from the game. It was a powerful hit, and he got knocked out. But it didn’t look targeted or on someone who was defenseless. People get hurt on regular football plays sometimes, and I think the appropriate response was what happened: it was a flag, but not an ejectable hit. 

“College Football Thug Attacks Student During Timeout”

Can’t wait to see Aaron Rogers back under center. So much talent, shame to see him have to sit out this impossible whopper commercial 

The recipient of that hit is Vontaz Burfict, the guy then NFL just suspended for the rest of the season for dirty hits. So while an eye for an eye just leaves everybody blind, there’s certainly some satisfaction to be derived from watching Burfict be on the receiving end of one of those hits.

I dont recall ever seeing a player react like Juju did here. I wonder if Rudolph perhaps wasnt even breathing properly at the time. That was a “i’m scared that my teammate might actually die right now” type of reaction.

So you’re saying football, like all organized religion, should be wiped off from the face of the planet to make the world a better place?

Here is some “elbow-to-dick” entertainment from Bills- Titans game:

after he hands him an ice cream cone:

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

I would really love to live in a world where at the end of the season both of those teams are 0-15-1

More and more, top players are viewing themselves as equal parties with the ability to force their hand.