It really makes you question what is wrong with golf pros that they wouldn’t do everything in their power to make this happen.

Friend, we dared to see our dream, if only for a brief moment. No one can take it from us. Prayers up.

What the fuck is with the shitty tone of this article? This may have been the best opportunity to achieve a life-altering accomplishment, a true dream, and it has been lost in the cruelest way possible. Will a chance like this ever come up again?

Gotta admire the confidence of someone willing to publicly admit to listening to Boomer Esiason’s radio show.

I genuinely appreciate deadspin’s commitment to reminding the world of romo’s chokery. I mean, I love him! But there’s a whole generation out there that’s going to fall in love with this guy and never understand that he was Kirk cousins before there was a Kirk cousins. 

lolwut. Twins clinched the division on Wednesday (and are currently 6.5 games ahead). Cleveland lost today, and the Rays are 3 outs away from knocking them out of the wild card. It’s over.

If you took the fans out of that picture, I’d be sure that was some tryhard at the local Y wearing a full NBA replica jersey for some reason - you know, the type that calls fouls whenever he misses, which is often.

You may recall that Kuzma was the only member of the team’s assortment of young rookie-contract talents whom the front office, viewing him as both a key building block for the future and a versatile frontcourt partner for its present-day pursuit of a championship, reportedly put off-limits in its pursuit of a trade…

He sits in front of the TV all day laughing at Paw Patrol. He’s stoned!

I’m trying to figure out how exactly a five month old appears high. They’ve just learned to smile, maybe they are buzzing their lips a bit and trying to figure out how to crawl. Maybe they would be a bit hungrier? I don’t know if you could detect a baby lacking ambition.

I’ve often thought that being a toddler must be very similar to being drunk. All wobbly, bad decision making and occasional vomiting and incontinence.

In his defense, all 5 month olds appear to be high

Nothing a little vigorous inactivity can’t tamp down. 

Go Padres!

one of my favorite pitchers ever. His drop-off in early 30s was too steep to ever make the HoF, but I hope he’ll get 10-15% in HOF voting for the full 10 years so we can spend some time remembering his awesome prime and crooked hat.  

Yeah, Because THAT’S what America wants to see. A bunch of teams who have 6 fans world wide  in the World series. Are you TRYING to tank BASEBALL? 

I’m a Dodger fan, so I will hope those big blue idiots finally win a title, so I can move on to never caring how they fare in a season or postseason ever again.

You might want to add a note to the Cleveland entry in your playoff rooting guide that Cleveland will not, in fact, be playing in the postseason.

It feels like not too long ago Felix looked like a surefire, obvious Hall of Famer. His early 30's were quite the dropoff. It’s sad to see, because he was one of the most entertaining pitchers of the 2000's. 

I’ll have a good cry, but only because he was only just some hotshot young phenom, and if he’s not young anymore, what the fuck am I?