We’re a classy group in this thread. ;)

Exemplary use of the comedic gif my good person!

The headline on Fox:

All behind an OL that ranked 21st in Pass Blocking DVOA.

Cam should’ve immediately had his number retired and his bust in Canton carved out after leading that 2015 garbage looking offense with Philly Brown, Jerricho Cotchery, Ted Ginn, and the two Mikes who couldn’t pass protect worth a damn to a 15-1 and Super Bowl. Honor him at the Kennedy Center.

It’s especially embarrassing coming directly after felating Eli Fucking Manning of all people

You left off 4,800 rushing yards, 58 rushing TDs, and more clutch First Downs than you can count, but hey, every QB in the league can do that, right?

There is literally _no way_ you can look at Eli and Cam together and deliver a take like Finebaum’s without being a bigoted POS. None.

Aww we all know the reason Paul had that take... Cam is going bald. Hence the towel all the time and the babushka in last weeks presser, at least Eli has the self respect to keep hair on his head.

Man, being excited about Kelvin Benjamin coming back from injury and being the key for a Super Bowl victory seems existentially bleak.

I remember when they went to the Super Bowl it was the year that Kelvin Benjamin was injured and I was like, “Oh man, when Benjamin’s back, it’s gonna be awesome.” Then I had to determine if Benjamin would never return to form or was just never that good. But yeah, he was supposed to be their WR1.....

Steve Smith has been the best wide receiver he’s ever played with, and it’s not even close. Greg Olsen has been his leading receiver since then. That organization had a generational talent at QB and failed abysmally to put even an adequate supporting cast around him.  

And don’t forget the NFL has a standing policy that, unlike Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers, a defender using his helmet to smash Cam Newton’s helmet (and Russell Wilson’s) is not a personal foul and, in fact, is encouraged.

Cam Newton is selfish can be described in on play, 4th and goal on the one yard line:
Selfish Cam - takes the snap, dives over the pile, scores.
“Good football” Cam - Hands it off to Christian Mccaffrey, who runs 20 yards to the left, before being tackled for a one yard loss (also acceptable, Cam drops back for a pass…

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…

This story is a load of bull.

I wasn’t implying better, just different!

Sure, because being killed by a vial of exploding bull semen coming at you at bullet speed is a far better way to go...

Finally, A Headline Out of Australia NOT Involving Deadly Spiders, Snakes, or Giant Crabs

So “Moo-kake” is all good then?